• Adderbox76
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        3 months ago

        How in the fuck does even the stupidest, most un-selfaware person on earth think that that line is somehow a flex.

        Donnie…buddy…bubbala…being the same person you were at five is not something to admit to. It’s a sign of a deep psychological short-circuit in how your fucking brain works…

    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 months ago

      You’ve had several years with non-stop coverage of this specific exemplar (and decades of consistent wtf before that) to practice with, but it’s still hard to imagine? 🤪

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        3 months ago

        i hope i never get to a point where i just accept that this is just something that happens

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          3 months ago

          I’m with ya there, 100%, no contest. I was merely being glib about “hard to imagine”. 🙇🏽‍♂️ In actuality, if the last several years were described to past me as the upcoming timeline, I would’ve genuinely asked that narrator if they were fuckin’ high. 😵‍💫