Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 4 months ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoI love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
minus-squareradicalautonomy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoI love that he included his penis size at all. As if a woman would say, “Oh finally, a man who is letting me know the important details I really care about.”
minus-squarenorimee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoHis second message after saying “Hi” is probably a dick pic.
minus-squareOmgpwnies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agowith the calipers to prove his measurement
minus-squarekinsnik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoyeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoHe just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him. Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
minus-squaretowerful@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoHe measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
I love that he’s rounded it to two decimal places. As if a woman would say, “7.7? That’s it?”
I love that he included his penis size at all. As if a woman would say, “Oh finally, a man who is letting me know the important details I really care about.”
His second message after saying “Hi” is probably a dick pic.
with the calipers to prove his measurement
yeah, there is no way the measurement instrument was precise enough to make that last decimal significant
He just wants to filter out all the women who understand sig figs because he can’t handle dating someone smarter or more educated than him.
Also, if he was going to measure in fucking inches he should’ve just called it “3/4”
He measured on a heartbeat to ensure it was as big as possible
during high tide