return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoFellow Americans, when did you realize the "America is #1!" propaganda they feed us was a lie?message-squaremessage-square146fedilinkarrow-up1255arrow-down164
arrow-up1191arrow-down1message-squareFellow Americans, when did you realize the "America is #1!" propaganda they feed us was a lie?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square146fedilink
minus-squareJakdracula@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down2·edit-24 months agoAmerica is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.
minus-squareBruceTwarzen@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 months agoAlso number one in american football
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 months agoOr course they’re #1 in American football wins. What’s remarkable is they’re #1 in World Series wins…
minus-squareThe Dark Lord ☑️linkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoIf you’re not good in a sport, just create your own sport, name it the same thing, and show everyone you’re best at it. I’m going to create my own basketball and I’ll show everyone I’m #1!
America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.
Also number one in american football
Or course they’re #1 in American football wins.
What’s remarkable is they’re #1 in World Series wins…
If you’re not good in a sport, just create your own sport, name it the same thing, and show everyone you’re best at it.
I’m going to create my own basketball and I’ll show everyone I’m #1!
“defense”