One source: Meaning “erect penis” is 1950s, from earlier bone-on (1940s), probably a variation (with connection notion of “hardness”) of hard-on (1893).
Another: “bon” and “er”, is Latin for “make good”.
Actual penis bones aside, a penis might get hard if you are lucky. Hard as a bone, even. So, if a hard penis is bone-like to you, then “boner” it can be.
Heroin is basically converted directly to morphine in the human body. Once that happens, it acts on our opioid receptors causing a variety of pleasurable feelings.
I have a feeling that you were not able to stimulate your parents opioid receptors correctly.
You could become their primary hookup by taking a short-term loss and undercutting their existing suppliers prices. By nature of association, they will also start depending on you as a person. You might need to change your locks and phone numbers though. Get a pager.
Why is a boner called a boner if it doesn’t have any bones?
One source: Meaning “erect penis” is 1950s, from earlier bone-on (1940s), probably a variation (with connection notion of “hardness”) of hard-on (1893).
Another: “bon” and “er”, is Latin for “make good”.
Also of note: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
Actual penis bones aside, a penis might get hard if you are lucky. Hard as a bone, even. So, if a hard penis is bone-like to you, then “boner” it can be.
Bone-on is even stupider then boner so this leads into the perfect follow up question, why do my parents love heroin and hate me?
Heroin is basically converted directly to morphine in the human body. Once that happens, it acts on our opioid receptors causing a variety of pleasurable feelings.
I have a feeling that you were not able to stimulate your parents opioid receptors correctly.
You could become their primary hookup by taking a short-term loss and undercutting their existing suppliers prices. By nature of association, they will also start depending on you as a person. You might need to change your locks and phone numbers though. Get a pager.