• LouNeko@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    West wants to station Nukes at Russian borders.

    Russia: “No, that’s to close to me” cryingwojak.jpg

    Signs contract for Ukraines sovereignty in exchange for no nukes stationed there.

    Doesn’t honor contract by attacking Ukraine

    West bring out the nukes

    Russia: Supprised Pikachu face

    All Russia has to do is fuck off from Ukrainian soil as per maps before 2014, pay reparations for the next 100 years and we all good.

      • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
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        3 months ago

        Only because the reparations weren’t severe enough to prevent Germany from becoming another military superpower but too severe to be handwaved away.

        Either give a slap on the wrist or make the country literally paraplegic. Don’t just put a knife in the shoulder and call it a day.