• DAVENP0RT@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    But definitely jump for the one over $100, if you can. I have a Toto C5 and it’s pure fucking luxury. Heated seat, heated water, drying fan, user profiles, the whole nine yards.

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      1 year ago

      Does it also play Africa while you clean your mrpoopybutthole? I see the clouds echoing tonight

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        1 year ago

        God bless the rains over Africa

        Oh, it’s not just rain tonight…

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      Sounds nice but it’s more than 10x the price of the bidet I got, which I’m really happy with. I doubt it’s going to be worth it but maybe one day I’ll try it and change my mind

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        I’d pay for one of them, but none of my toilets have outlets near them. The cost to wire them in isn’t worth it.

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          I have one fancy one and a bare bones model. I live in the mountains and we lose power often. The fancy one won’t even spray without power, which is why I bought the economy version. Honestly, I prefer the cheap one! Much more pressure and instant on-off are a good trade for a cold seat and cold water.