If I were C++, I’d wear my pants like that.

On the opposite ends of the plus characters I’d put my shoes obviously.

The code is stored in the balls.

Prudes…

Java’s Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

This is so stupid it’s great

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Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 “JnCo” Standard

Asking the real questions

C wears the pants of the family.

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Haha, I know this artist from something VERY different.

I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.