SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months agoWYR: have a vagina on your forehead or a row of penises down your back, like a Stegosaurus?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down111
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWYR: have a vagina on your forehead or a row of penises down your back, like a Stegosaurus?SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Would You Rather@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoI’ll take the dicks. I will whip off my shirt and unleash a devastating torrent of piss if threatened.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 months agoYour shirts won’t fit well. And imagine recling against anything and your back balls hurt. Chairs are impossible!
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoTight fitting undershirts should keep them in check. Block of foam, cut a hole down the spine for chairs.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·5 months agoAre you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question. Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoThink I’d opt for laser hair removal. Much easier. Back sleeper, but I’d just get a California king cuddle mattress and turn it sideways.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoWoah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer. Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all? The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoEach dick has an assigned sack. Maybe we could then have an extra sack to rule them all but that feels unnecessary
I’ll take the dicks. I will whip off my shirt and unleash a devastating torrent of piss if threatened.
Your shirts won’t fit well. And imagine recling against anything and your back balls hurt. Chairs are impossible!
Tight fitting undershirts should keep them in check. Block of foam, cut a hole down the spine for chairs.
Are you shaving your back balls or not? This seems like an important question.
Also are you a back sleeper or a side sleeper. If you’re a back sleeper there’s issue again
Think I’d opt for laser hair removal. Much easier.
Back sleeper, but I’d just get a California king cuddle mattress and turn it sideways.
Woah. There was no mention of testicles above. That’s a game changer.
Is there a set for each penis? Or one sack to rule them all?
The only thing worse than itchy balls, are itchy balls in the spot you just can’t reach.
Each dick has an assigned sack. Maybe we could then have an extra sack to rule them all but that feels unnecessary