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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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He who controls the schneef controls the universe

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He who controls the schneef controls the universe

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credit to [email protected] for a comment regarding stimulants

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    off the back off of

    Y’re just spare parts, ain’t ya, Bud?

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      That’s what I get for posting delirious, walking around a theme park. Fixed and thanks.

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        You ever hoovered schneef off a hooker’s ass in a Burger King bathroom?

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          I’ve hoovered schneef off the plastic Burger King’s cape inside the parking lot.

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            Y’really oughta call it schniff.

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        And that’s what I appreciates about yous

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          Is that what you appreciate about me, Squirrely Dan?

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