NightOwl to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoLouisiana's new "Ten Commandments" law actually contains eleven commandmentsboingboing.netexternal-linkmessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1487arrow-down18cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
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minus-squarethe_joeba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·5 days agoBut then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
minus-squaretacosplease@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoNo no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament. realizes ten commandments are from the old testament This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.
minus-squareours@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoThe Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoThe lord didn’t take Red Lobster away. Vulture capitalists did.
minus-squareCethin@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down2·5 days agoMore importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·4 days agoAs Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.
But then they’d have to stop eating shrimp, so…
No no. That’s from the old testament. Those rules don’t count anymore now that there is the new testament.
realizes ten commandments are from the old testament
This was done by the jews. I always knew they controlled everything.
The Lord giveth and taketh away Red Lobster.
The lord didn’t take Red Lobster away.
Vulture capitalists did.
More importantly, they’d have to stop the most sacred of Christian traditions: throwing a pigskin around while assaulting each other.
As Moses said, “fuck the Cowboys”.