The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:

1. The Spork (an invention commonly attributed to Samuel W. Francis, but which remains in doubt)
2. The Knork, from the popular show Knork and Knindy (knanu-knanu)
3. Neptune’s trident (four out of five dentists recommend it)
4. Cluster fork (as experienced by yours truly at least once per fortnight when production goes down)
5. The most ancient and purest form of all: the monofork, aka kebap skewer