You mean the tired sports metaphor that I’ve been absolutely shitting on all over this section and nobody has yet produced a single reasonable response to, because it is clearly a silly metaphor that nobody was ever meant to take as seriously as y’all are taking it?

I’m trying to have a reasonable discussion with y’all but all you can say is

bUt SpOrTs 😭😭😭

Like… I agree with his assessment.
But you are too fucking blinded by your holy conviction to even consider that they can both be true at the same time

I swear y’all are Republicans.