happen to have a lot of cash on you? yeeeeah we’re just gonna take that. you can sue the government (haha) and maybe you’ll get it back in a few years. we’re gonna use it to juice our slush,er, benevolent order of police funding, and uh, I dunno, buy an APC and a helicopter.

and a ton of weapons.

oh yeah, the federal gov gives us APCs and helos surplus, shit, well, let’s paaaaaaarty