I feel bad for modern era kids. They missed out on Nickelodeon when it wasn’t corrupted. We got Geraldine Layborne, a person first. She just…created our childhood because she wanted us to have something good and not a ploy to sell us toys. She’s a goddamn living saint. She led the network to create stuff specifically for us. Then she left and SpongeBob SquarePants became a fuckin money minter and the rest went down the toilet.