oleorun@real.lemmy.fanM to Weird News - Things that make you go 'hmmm'@real.lemmy.fanEnglish · 7 months agoIndiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwicheswww.wishtv.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoDoctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
minus-squareFermion@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoSo a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoYes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
minus-squareChuymatt@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoGawd, that sounds good right now…
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoIs cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-27 months agoAlso worth noting that under this rationale: Cannibals see people as food You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply) When you eat bread, it is in contact with you When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoYour username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
minus-squareDoYouNot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoIs a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoStructure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread. E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
minus-squareStepos Venzny@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoSo my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
minus-squareconditional_soup@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 months agoThe judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.
Doctrine radical, structure neutral. “A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product”
So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?
Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl
Gawd, that sounds good right now…
Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?
Yes, next question
Also worth noting that under this rationale:
Your username doesn’t really check out, it should be conditional sandwich
Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?
Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.
E.g. A baguette is a sandwich
So my can of breadcrumbs is full of sandwiches.
The judge didn’t stutter. According to Indiana, yes.