jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoParishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erectionwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareryan213linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·6 months agoDied with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
minus-squarejeffw@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down4·6 months agoIt’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
minus-squareryan213linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·6 months agoNo wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
minus-squareThaurin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoWe’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
minus-squarePhineaZ@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·6 months agoIt’s not about seeing the holy cock, it’s about feeling it
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
It’s not about seeing the holy cock, it’s about feeling it