jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoParishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erectionwww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down14cross-posted to: [email protected]
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minus-squareryan213linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 month agoDied with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
minus-squarejeffw@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39arrow-down4·1 month agoIt’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
minus-squareryan213linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·1 month agoNo wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
minus-squareThaurin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWe’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
minus-squarePhineaZ@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 month agoIt’s not about seeing the holy cock, it’s about feeling it
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…
It’s not about seeing the holy cock, it’s about feeling it