The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWho trespasses on the King's land?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1725arrow-down113
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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoCar stops on the street in front of the house … Garrison at attention!!! Car starts backing up towards the driveway … All forces on high alert! Man your stations!!! Car starts moving onto the driveway … Cease all operations!! Men at your stations!!! We’re dispatching a warning party!!! Car drives away … Cancel all alerts!!! Go back to your patrols!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoWhy would you back up into a driveway to turn around? Going in forward seems easier.
minus-squareKISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoThen you’d have to back up into traffic, and you’re blasting your headlights into someone’s living room.
Car stops on the street in front of the house … Garrison at attention!!!
Car starts backing up towards the driveway … All forces on high alert! Man your stations!!!
Car starts moving onto the driveway … Cease all operations!! Men at your stations!!! We’re dispatching a warning party!!!
Car drives away … Cancel all alerts!!! Go back to your patrols!
Why would you back up into a driveway to turn around? Going in forward seems easier.
Then you’d have to back up into traffic, and you’re blasting your headlights into someone’s living room.
Knock… Draw… Hold… Hold… Hold…