I tend to agree. Superficially, attacking someone with a poptart sounds funny, but I’m sure irl, it was more like repeatedly punching with the poptart in hard or throwing a bunch of shit around like a pouting toddler. I imagine the worker was a child or elderly too and not the 6’2" guy they make stock the high shelves.

Edit: I was wrong… he did just throw a poptart… but it was while shoplifting, so that explains the arrest.

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/man-facing-felony-charge-after-allegedly-throwing-pop-tart-at-walgreens-employee