As a father, I take great pride in introducing my son to new experiences and cultures. So you can imagine my disappointment when we recently visited a highly recommended authentic Mexican restaurant, only to have my son order a burger and fries?
I mean, what kind of uncultured simpleton doesn’t order tacos or enchiladas at a Mexican restaurant? And to make matters worse, he doesn’t even pronounce Mexico with an H. It’s MEH-i-co, not MEX-i-co
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This would be me. Because I don’t like tomatoes, peppers, sour cream, or avocado, I don’t have a lot of options at Mexican restaurants any fancier than Taco Bell.
Street tacos. Tortilla meat onion cilantro salsa
Salsa.
Go for green. Or al pastor
Salsa verde is still made with peppers. Al pastor might work depending on how promiment the peppers are - I generally don’t mind the spice, just the flavor and texture of peppers themselves.
Anyways thanks for the advice. I don’t really have a good reason to be arguing this, so don’t feel like I’m obligating you to make a counterpoint.
I need to get the homie into a street taco he can trust
Nothing wrong with Taco Bell!
Indeed, Taco Bell is one of my top 3 favorite restaurants, but my family likes higher-quality places.
I mean, there are things wrong with Taco Bell, I just don’t care about them.
Lol ya I take that back. Well said. I can’t say there is nothing wrong with it but dammit it’s cheap and I like it