• I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I like how it says on the package “Apply to clean underarms. Lasts up to 24 hours!

    Translation: “Look, you filthy fucking hippie… if you just rub this rock of salt on your stank it’s not going to do shit, so don’t pretend it’s a substitute for bathing. You have to clean yourself every goddamned day, FFS.”