First time here that “if you had to pick one” felt like a threat and not a limit.

No, in fact, fuck no. Absolutely not!

Fuck no

Please don’t make me choose. Like, actually don’t. I’ll go be a celibate monk somewhere…

🤢

Whoa. Neither.

Where we gonna go? Balloonia?

🤔… Pass

To unclog a toilet with that mouth? Either one.

Absolutely!!!

I love to sail and anyone who brings their own life raft is welcome

😱

Waterproof bimbo happy meal.