• Bo7a
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    Why do the most voracious Xtian monsters always look like how you’d expect a demon in a skinsuit to look if demons were real?

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      This is why the second Poltergeist movies villian (evil preacher Kane) is so damned terrifying. Because you know these people exist in reality, and are just as evil as portrayed in the film.

      The Late Great Julian Beck

      His real life counterpart, kenneth copeland

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        That man’s prosperity is the closest thing to convincing me that true physical evil exists.

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            I’m not even religious but Kenneth Copeland looks the fucking devil to me. I wouldn’t trust that on the street in the middle of the day, much less at night.

            Beady little pale wet eyes sunken into overmoisturized and chemically-treated skin. Oily hair too dark for its age, perfect-but-just-real-enough-looking dental work so you know it’s real expensive.

            Given the P in GOP, this thing probably drinks babies adrenochrome in pizza parlor basements.

            I’m not even playing, Kenneth Copeland is evil.

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      Because they’re monsters. They just say they’re Christians because if you’re religious, you pretty much communicated that you’re gullible.