someguy3 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoForest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card.message-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1295arrow-down131file-text
arrow-up1264arrow-down1message-squareForest Gump thought "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" because he was illiterate and couldn't read the little card.someguy3 to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square32fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down4·edit-28 months agoCops are like a box of chocolates: they’ll kill your dog.
Cops are like a box of chocolates: they’ll kill your dog.