hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoPolly wants a deliverablesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up11.61Karrow-down114
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minus-squareVent@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up48·7 months agoCould be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·7 months agoAnd what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·7 months agoMinimum Viable Player
minus-squareLoamImprovement@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoThe one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
minus-squarehydroptic@sopuli.xyzOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoAhh, sales… The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
minus-squareBallsandBayonets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoI can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.
Could be worse, mine have started saying “the MVP must be feature complete and 100% bug free” but there’s a 0% chance there’s enough budget for that.
And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
Wayne Gretzky? 🤷
Minimum Viable Player
The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
Ahh, sales…
The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.