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A B.C. family’s attempt to trade in their birth certificates for access to mythic, secret bank accounts containing untold riches has prompted a scathing decision from a judge, who called their claims “incoherent, unintelligible nonsense.”

Jason and Nadia Zimmer, residents of Abbotsford, B.C. — a city about 70 kilometres southeast of Vancouver — along with their daughter Taliyah, filed a petition in B.C. Supreme Court earlier this year, arguing that they were each “promised heir to the kingdom” at birth, but they have been unfairly denied their rightful property by government officials.

Their claim appears to draw on a decades-old pseudolegal scheme promoted by leaders in the Organized Pseudolegal Commercial Argument (OPCA) world, B.C. Supreme Court Justice Gary Weatherill said in a judgment posted online this week, describing it as completely devoid of any merit.

  • WashedOverEnglish
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    11 months ago

    I wonder if the “Queen of Canada” put them up to it? She has somehow convinced many to stop paying their mortgages while convincing them they could citizen arrest the police last year while collecting donations to put her into a super bus motor home. She was in touch with aliens.

    The amount of grifting of the ignorant is bordering the TV evangelist levels these days. I now understand how easy it is for religious groups to scoop so many up in their nets.

    • braiseit420English
      3·
      11 months ago

      Nah, Queen Deluded is a different flavour of crazy. She’s doing it to benefit herself, whereas Freemen of the Land don’t really have a figurehead they give their money to. The Freemen are usually individual idiots who listen to other dumber (but more confident) people, and have the follow-through to actually commit to their stupidity. Whereas Queen Dildo’s followers are actively being duped.

      Queen Dildonics is a cult leader with a collective of idiots who give money upwards, whereas the Freemen are mentally ill and broken individuals who want money for themselves based on jibberish. One is a pyramid scheme, the other is a troll-post that became real (like microwaving iPhones to charge them).

    • GrimpenEnglish
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      11 months ago

      This is the chance for Queen Roman Dildo Romana Didulo I of Canada to offer up some of her scrip to make these people whole. I mean obviously the reason this court case failed is because they appealed to the fake court, not the real court of Her Majesty Queen Romana Didulo I of Canada. She could whip up a few millions in no time on her colour printer.

      HRM Q RD I even has interdimensional security features in her scrip. Take that Bank of Canada!