• SoleInvictus@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Treat yourself to a two-hour nap without our latest Life DLC™! Only $29.99*!

    *Per nap. We cannot guarantee you will fall asleep or stay asleep. All DLC is non-refundable.

    • ⸻ Ban DHMO 🇦🇺 ⸻@aussie.zone
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      9 months ago

      $29.99? Must’ve been a formatting issue because there should be some more numbers out front or at least tell me we’ve got a premium solution with a 60% guarantee