• Avid Amoeba
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      1 year ago

      It’s what my father taught me. If the dog bit you, bite it back! 🐬

  • Smatt
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    …man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

  • No_Eponym
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    1 year ago

    “Hey! Shit-monkey! Fuck off with the dumping nuclear waste in my living room!”