cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13031483

‘They’re all high’: Louisiana police say rats eating marijuana in evidence room

New Orleans superintendent tells council committee that rodents have infested the building and requests to move headquarters

Cops in New Orleans are on the tail of a brazen gang of narcotics traffickers who broke into the evidence room at police headquarters and pilfered all the pot: a swarm of rodents with a hankering for the high life.

“The rats are eating our marijuana. They’re all high,” Anne Kirkpatrick, superintendent of the city’s police department, told a council committee meeting on Monday.

The chief’s ratting out of the prime suspects was part of her pitch to councilors to fund a move for her officers into new premises in the Big Easy’s downtown, according to Nola.com.

  • glimse@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 months ago

    (red-eyed, hand in a bag of Doritos) It was the rats, man. They ate all the weed. We gotta, like, find them or something