• mommykink@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    “I got a DUI last night… for ‘Driving While Illiterate!’”

    Came up with that one at the grocery store the other day. My partner didn’t even crack a smile. If you’re familiar with Norm Macdonald, read it in his voice.