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Aurelius@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Nothing is private on a farm. All the corn have ears.

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Nothing is private on a farm. All the corn have ears.

Aurelius@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    And all the potatoes have eyes.

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      And the beanstalk

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    I never feel ignored on a farm; the corn is all ears.

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      There’s certainly a kernel of truth to that

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    What about acorn?

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