Yelp says going all in on remote work boosted job applications by 43% and led to a more satisfied workforce

L4sBot@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Now it’s like you’re an evil clown bent on molesting the village’s sheep if you even suggest it.

So that’s why no one reads my CVs? Dammit!

Jojo@lemm.ee · 4 months ago

Yeah, the trick is to only molest them when no one is watching, and don’t put it on your resume.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months ago

“You could build a hundred bridges, but you molest one sheep…”

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

“And your treacherous red nose makes alarming sounds, taking everyones attention…”

jaybone@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Every business owner keeps complaining about how no one wants to molest sheep anymore.