1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

addendum:

  • MystikIncarnateEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Where are the tits emojis?

    Are the round or saggy? Big or small? Pointy? Perky? With an upward curve like a ski jump?

    Big aerolas? Small? Symmetrical? Light skin tone? Dark skin tone?

    Options here people!

    WE NEED OPTIONS!

    … On a more serious note, having just the penis added to the emote list would be sexist. Gotta be inclusive.

    Also, the reason this doesn’t happen and probably won’t happen, is that emojis are universal, so everyone gets them… Including small children. I know of a lot of people who would have a problem with that.