From the about page here:

https://tolunacorporate.com/about/

As you can see, it’s an ‘about’ page, so you’re supposed to learn about the company. There is plenty more corporate bullshit language on the page, but those were the worst parts. Can you figure out what those services, if they even are services, are from that?

(I’m sort of mildly infuriated for a friend who showed me this website because the place where they work is trying to find a company that does market research and it’s his job to find the company.)

  • corsicanguppy
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    9 months ago

    This looks like the worthless spooge at the top of every job advert.

    Look. I don’t give a flying as to whether your company is a ‘top employer’ or ‘leading the region in paper sales’; or whatever. That makes absolutely nothing for value to the job seeker just hoping to confirm it’s not phone sex.

    I liked the Motion Recruitment ads, for what it’s worth: "Widgetron designs 13-tooth stepdown wormgears. They need a sysadmin to join a team running 300:1 rhel9 with mgmtConfig automation who can run with the upgrade. They’re offering c$115k. 15 days + 1day/3yr and avoidable standby. union. " Just facts and terms so the applicant can skim and filter properly.

    I don’t know whether it’s a nerd thing, but the flowery onanist junk isn’t any use to us.