According to the decision, people in Alabama could theoretically be sued for destroying a frozen embryo, raising questions about in-vitro fertilization.
After three miscarriages in less than a year, Gabby Goidel said she was diagnosed with unexplained genetic infertility.
For reasons that aren’t clear to doctors, any fetus she carries has a higher-than-average likelihood of genetic abnormalities, she said, so there is a slim chance she’d be able to carry a pregnancy to term without in-vitro fertilization.
To avoid the possibility of additional miscarriages, Goidel and her husband, Spencer, decided last year to pursue IVF in their home state of Alabama.
IVF allows doctors to test embryos for genetic abnormalities, then implant only the ones that are healthy.
The Goidels were on track to freeze embryos later this month, and they planned to only store the ones that were genetically normal.
But on Friday, the Alabama Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos created through IVF are considered children under state law, meaning people could theoretically be sued for destroying an embryo.
The Goidels began to worry whether they might be forced to store — or even use — embryos they had intended to discard.
Is everyone going to have to change their birthday to the dates they were conceived?
Are all these IVF children going to have a birthday listed as the date they were inseminated in a petri dish?
Will an embryo that is stored for 5 years before being put into a woman going to be born as a 5-year-old so their first birthday is going to be their 6th birthday?
Aw fuck, is this Republicans’ next batch of kids to exploit?
“Bro it’s fine, she was cultured in 2006 then put on ice for 12 years. She’s technically 18!”
I can hear Matt Gaetz excited squealing about this from the other side of the country.