• Chef@sh.itjust.works
    31·
    11 months ago

    The main difference between ducks and the military:

    Ducks are prolific rapists.

    Wait…

    • TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world
      3·
      11 months ago

      So much so that ducks have developed evolutionary defenses.

      For example, do you know why ducks have tail feathers?

      To cover their butt quacks!