• Albbi
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    10 months ago

    dwarves are elves

    Blashphemy!!

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      10 months ago

      Let me upset you further. Dwarves are just short humans, elves are just skinny humans, and orcs are just green humans. Halflings are human children, and gnomes are mischievous human children. We don’t talk about the aarakocra.

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        10 months ago

        Such clearly incorrect information doesn’t bother me. It’s not like you said elves were better than dwarves. THAT would upset me.

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      10 months ago

      The dwemer (deep elves) hung around giants a lot and the giants called them dwarves. They’re actually average height.

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        10 months ago

        That’s actually kinda neat. I’ll have to check out Morrowwind again. Looks like that race is in that game, but I’m not sure.

        Not as good as Warhammer lore but not bad.