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    • ExLisper@linux.communityOPEnglish
      81·
      10 months ago

      It doesn’t matter, the roll works in both cases. If someone disagrees be the bigger person and just agree with them.

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
      31·
      10 months ago

      The original patent for the toilet roll holder has it away from the wall, so the inventor intended to be that way.

      • seang96@spgrn.com
        2·
        10 months ago

        But counter point - many inventions are found to be more useful in ways the original inventor did not intend.

        This inventors invention is not one of those though imo.