• Fizz@lemmy.nz
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    6 months ago

    The government doesn’t want you to know that the opossums at the park are free.

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      6 months ago

      Seriously, nobody stops you. Even cops. You think they want an opossum? No, they do not. They really do not. Try giving it to them, they won’t want it.

  • ULS@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    I swear 90% of the posts on this site don’t make sense.

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      Not sure what there isn’t to get about this joke lol. The therapist told him to stop doing weird shit and he revealed that, while doing a normal activity, he ended up doing something weird.

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        Honey, if coming home from the park with a new opossum companion is considered weird then I don’t ever want to be whatever the opposite of weird is.

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        It’s because you have to be an idiot to get these jokes. This lemming just isn’t big enough of an idiot. I find the joke very good

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          The opossum being “taken out from the open coat” is a wild animal common in North America (maybe elsewhere?) It’d be like coming home from the park with a squirrel or a racoon. “Adopting” feral animals who were living in nature is considered strange behavior by most people.

          This is the Opossum community, so people post memes and images of opossums, which many (myself included) find to be very cute in spite of their wild nature. I hope this has answered your Opossum questions, please call again!

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      Checking the community where it was posted may help