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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Porcelain shatters

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Porcelain shatters

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Couple the shaved ass with a diet consisting exclusively of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and soft cheeses and baby you got a category 5 ass-tastrophy brewing

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        The real mistake is only doing it once. It won’t itch or bother you after the first couple of times.

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          Exactly what are you eager for, Mr. Eagle?

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            butt cheeks on a stick would be nice

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            IME you just need to spread the cheeks a little bit to avoid the loud ones

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              Finally, another Shitnobi

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      PuPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP sploosh

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      Next time I’m in a public bathroom and someone’s super loud, I’m totally saying outloud ‘someome shaves their anus’ before leaving.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8

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