Of course we all know that gmers are ruining society and our children and well pretty much anything they touch (grass seems to be safe though LOL). But why don’t more people understand and support our cause? You may not be aware (god bless you if you are) of a series of gmes called “diablos”. The newest in the series came out recently and people can’t stop talking about it. They are literally teaching our children to devil worship and no one seems to care.
To make things more concerning, the first “season” of diablos 4 is supposed to start on July 20th. I’m not even sure what that means, but it sounds terrifying. I wonder if the trees will somehow turn satanic or maybe something with the water. Anyone have any predictions about what this means for us god fearing folk?
god bless
Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Note Pixel 9s FoxNews® Edition
You must log in or register to comment.
Diablo is a game about fighting the devil but okay
This is satire
deleted by creator
You’re breaking rule 7. We don’t have a rule 6 because that’s satan’s number, but if we did, you’d be breaking that too. This is not a satire group.
Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Note Pixel 9s FoxNews® Edition
That is what my grandson said when I confronted him about it as well, but the more he explained, the more I realized like most things involving gmes, it didn’t matter. Are you aware that they are teaching our children necromancy in that gme?! Even if it was about fighting the devil (and i’m not sure so about that), necromancy is the most evil of magic, and magic is already like mega evil.
Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Note Pixel 9s FoxNews® Edition
Sometimes I wonder if my uber-Christian family members would love or hate Doom if I explained to them it was a game about killing literal demons from literal Hell. Kinda the same as Wolfenstein. It’s a violent game about killing people, yeah, but they are literal Hitler-led Nazis.
It’s an interesting moral dilemma.
My fellow banvideogamers, I am here to warn you of the imminent danger that gmes pose to our civilization. It is not a joke. It is not a game. It is a threat that must be stopped at all costs.
Gmes are the work of the devil. They are designed to control, corrupt, and destroy us. They are making our children violent, immoral, and stupid. They are ruining our families, our communities, and our nations. They are preparing us for the end times.
I have seen the evidence. I have seen the gmes that they play. I have seen the pokeman, the diablos, the halos, the hall of dooties, and many more. They are all part of a satanic plan to brainwash and enavlave us. They are all part of a conspiracy to drive us into chaos.
They will not stop. They will keep making more and more gmes, with more and more violence, sex, and drugs. They will use their “consoles”, their “smartphones”, and their “computers” to hack our lives. They will use their “online” networks to spread their propaganda. They will use their “social media” to harass and bully us.
Together, we can save our world. Together, we can ban videogames.
God bless you.
Posted from my Motorola Razr Apple’s Bees Edition
A Season usually refers to some video game content that is only available during a certain time period. After that some new content will come by to keep the game interesting. I you did 1 google search you’d know.
But sure I can understand that you’d rather post some useless trash than get an informed opinion as seems to be common place in religions in general.
I’d ask that you please stop breaking rule 1 or I will be forced to remove you from this community for a forced prayer session.
Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Note Pixel 9s FoxNews® Edition
You’re a genuine idiot if you think he’s being serious.
I 100% hope i am wrong but there are people out there that actually think like this and i can only take what they write and the community description at face value.
You should take this community entirely at face value and do absolutely no research. Put your doubts in gods hands and let’s all join forces to ban g*mes.
Posted from my Samsung Galaxy Note Pixel 9s FoxNews® Edition
Dude, read his ridiculous signature.
Not to mention he made a post asking for game suggestions for the PICO-8 micro console. Which I would not be surprised if he deletes.
This whole thing is dedicated as fuck satire and you are falling for it. Just roll with it. It’s funny when you do.
Alright, thanks for the heads up. Take care!
Idiot
Thank you for your criticism! I will gladly take it into consideration next time :) I wish you a wonderful day ^^
