Third law of thermodynamics: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the dynamic is over.

Fourth law of thermodynamics: Only two thermos to a dynamic.

Fifth law of thermodynamics: One dynamic at a time

Sixth law of thermodynamics: No shirts, no shoes

Seventh law of thermodynamics: dynamics will go on as long as they have to

Eighth law of thermodynamics; if this is your first thermo, you have to dynamic.