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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

The most credible death battle humanly possible

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The most credible death battle humanly possible

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    I’d put 100 on the Cessna getting a double kill before it gets smoked

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    Well it looks like one of the SU-57s is already down, so the odds are looking better for Cessna!

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    The Patriot missile system watching it all go down

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    Cessna can’t shoot down what doesn’t exist. This is a draw, at best.

    • ironeagl@sh.itjust.works
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      No-show is automatic resignation.

  • mondo_brondo@lemmy.world
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    Would a Cessna even get off the ground with multiple AMRAAMs on its wings?

    • TehWorld@lemmy.world
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      A couple tack welds and fire off the propellant on one missile.

      • aSingularFemboyHooter@sh.itjust.works
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        Modular auxiliary thruster.

    • konalt@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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      Needs more reindeer

    • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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      I figure it would be like the simpsons

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    The famous An Advanced Medium Range Air-to-Misspelled-something…

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    I bet the Grim Reapers over in DCS World would be happy to try this out.

    Not sure how they’ll strap AMRAAMs to a Cessna. Strap it to some P-52s

    What would be more interesting would be to also supply some Patriot missle systems on both sides creating a narrow engagement zone.

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      Cessnas are rugged enough, you could probably just bolt the AMRAAM attachment points to the wing and call it a day.

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      Ugh. The grim reapers were a joke in my group. Cap just never shuts up.

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    That’s Korea era tech. The 80s version is a twin body Beechcraft with a Phoenix missile between the bodies.

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    Messerschmitt P.1111 with V2 rockets.

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