But between this intense heat, crazy politics, and cost of living, we’ve decided to leave for good and head to Knoxville.

Don’t fucking come here to Tennessee. Cost of living isn’t big but we also don’t have a lot of medical services. This state is like the worst to retire in and you might as well drink Draino if your kids are remotely thinking about putting you in a home. The amount of elder abuse that goes on here is about as high as the rate of 50 somethings that “totally didn’t groom” their new 18 year old wife.

Don’t come to Tennessee. No one deserves that kind of abuse. Don’t do it!

Texans succeeding, what??