• Kowowow
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    1 year ago

    Good news is you’re alive bad new is you have to transition again

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      Worse would be appendicitis

      here’s your appendix back, unfortunately it’s malfunction wasn’t a wound

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        The malfunction is temporary, it would work for at least a bit longer, until the next malfunction, ofc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Hmm… My pants seem a tad uncomfortable what’s that abou-”

      Deep Sigh

      “Gods blast it all where did I put that Gum Arabic?”

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      Transition doesn’t make you lose body parts though (and, if anything, tends to make you gain more), so I hope it wouldn’t affect it lol.

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        FtM top surgery and MtF bottom surgery both cause you to lose body parts (breasts and testicles respectively). MtF top surgery and FtM bottom surgery usually cause you to gain the same body parts. The only situation where a transition causes people to gain body parts without losing any is hormonal therapy for transfemme people without surgery.

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        I guess the magical version might not cause wounds or loss of limbs but depending on how the magics interact it still might reset you somewhat

        • Archpawn@lemmy.world
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          The way I’d do it is cockatrice + Stone Shape. I wonder what exactly that would do to your body parts.