Princess Sarah went to a launch party for Ariana’s new lame podcast and managed to make her post all about her! She said women need to celebrate their achievements just as men celebrate touchdowns etc. You know she wants someone to throw her a “Yoire a real model now” party!

  • No_really_why
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    6 months ago

    They’re all standing like flamingos. It must be exhausting being so fake.

    • MoonChildOPM
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      6 months ago

      I don’t think she’s going to have a lot of listeners

      • FraudulentFruit1
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        6 months ago

        She’s just going to recycle anyone who’s already been on the Papaya Podcast.

        • MoonChildOPM
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          6 months ago

          I wonder which harrowing tales Sarah’s going to telll. They’ll probably recount their server days at The Keg and then about how incredibly wonderful they are as influencers and OMG! Can you even believe it!

          • FraudulentFruit1
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            8
            ·
            6 months ago

            Ariana will prepare some gluten free sourdough for the pod and then they will discuss the importance of being a 👙String Bikini Warrior👙

          • okstranger
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            6 months ago

            I’m Im sure we will learn her equivalent to the sex rock, too.