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  • remotelove
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    8 months ago

    Got it. TIL.

    I had a cat named Oliver once. He was fat. Kinda mean too.

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      8 months ago

      My sister had a big cat once. He was very sweet and shy. If you accidentally gave him a fright he would drop exactly two logs. I always wondered, did he always carry a couple of spare logs? Do all cats have this defence mechanism? Exactly how does dropping a couple of logs help in such a situation?

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        8 months ago

        None of the cats I have ever owned did that so I believe your kitty was a one-off. If the goal was to gross out a predator, he gets a gold star for effort. Maybe he was half or quarter human? Many people have been known to shit themselves, after all. Or, even part chinchilla… Our chinchilla produces an endless stream of raisins. Happy, mad, sad, scared or excited, there is always a nugget for everyone.

        The closest I had was a dog that would pee all over the place when he got excited or shit at the top of our stairs when he was mad at me. He was a Chihuahua, so he was always mad at me.