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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Woman Relieved To Hear Husband In Bed With Nude Stranger Can Explain Everything

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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NEW YORK—Saying the statement had immediately set her mind at ease, local woman Sarah Waldman expressed relief Thursday upon finding her husband in bed with a nude stranger and hearing that he could explain everything. “Oh thank god, I thought he might be cheating on me, but it seems like there’s a perfectly…
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    Depends how strange you want your stranger to be.

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      As long as they’re nude, that’s really the main thing.

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