• Rob Bos
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    In a few years maybe we’ll be back to visiting in person and handing out paper resumes. Look the boss firmly in the eye and give them a strong handshake.

    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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      The interviewer’s pocket ai measures your grip strength and gaze intensity. Your grip is too firm, eye contact below local cultural norms. Diagnosis:

      COMPULSIVE MASTURBATOR