I didn’t used to understand foreign involvement in wars, like the whole America-Vietnam shenanigans. But I can see why after watching this Israeli Palestine Conflict since birth.

But now it’s like watching two children fighting over who’s sandcastles can be built in the sandbox. And what do we do if children can’t learn to share? You take away everything and no one is happy.

So is that what this is going to come to? Do adults need to intervene to quell the infants?

  • Arghblarg
    640·
    9 months ago

    Bomb the entire region with pork rinds and aerosolized pig fat (offensive to both warring religions there, right?) for 6 months, and give everyone there a solid deadline to pack one small bag per adult on free one-way flights, daily, to a new ‘homeland’. Canada can bequeath a region of northern Alberta-Sask-Nunavut for Jewish citizens, and… I dunno, Argentina does the same for Palestinians. Evacuees are issued special passports granting citizenship to their respective new ‘homelands’. The donor nations and new ‘homeland’ nations are each granted a one-time $1 trillion grant by the rest of Earth’s nations to set up the new arrangements.

    Oh, and finally. Death penalty for any evacuee and their descendants for 7 generations who even attempt to enter the ‘other’ homeland. And after that 6-month nonlethal bacon-bombing campaign, drop something over the entire ‘holy land’ to ensure it’s uninhabitable for the next 10,000 years. No one can claim they weren’t given a chance to leave by that point…

    Time to take away not just the toys, but the whole damn playground.

    Edit: wow, so many downvotes. Whatever, so tell me your plan to keep these two groups at bay, without any further needless deaths, geniuses.

    • 3ntranced@lemmy.worldOP
      93·
      9 months ago

      Okay well I like your enthusiasm, but not sure big pork rind is ready to take a stand on the Israeli Palestine conflict.

      • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
        31·
        9 months ago

        They currently have no skin in the game, which is saying something because their whole game is skins. Crispy, salty, delicious skins.

      • Arghblarg
        12·
        9 months ago

        Genocide? Far from it, this proposal gives every single resident of the area a new life in a new land. Only far away from their adversary, and they can live their cultures, apart, in peace.